Natalia Poklonskaya, Dr. Susan Block, Layla, Trixie Plenty with A Buttload of Months 2014. Main Photo by L’Erotique

Length 1:32:48     Date: Mar. 22, 2014

From medical fetishes to cuckolding to the most sex-revolutionary moments of our lives, this show explores a wide range of erotic topics, Weapons of Mass Discussion and bare body parts, but it keeps bouncing back and forth between two hot blondes. One is Crimea’s breathtakingly adorable new Attorney General, Natalia Poklonskaya, and the other is the Institute’s newest webcam sex therapist, Layla.

Medical fantasies arise thanks to medical reality: Half my staff has the flu while the rest of us sport surgical masks to protect us from the evil zombie-germ-invaders, making DrSuzy.Tv studios look like the theater of operations for some kind of surgical cosplay, with Trixie (in her skeletal onesie) as the patient. Actually, here at the Institute, we do perform surgery—brain surgery… within the operations theater of your erotic mind. Sometimes we even use (fantasy) anesthesia. Or erotic hypnosis. Sometimes we just talk. We always get results, and we haven’t lost a patient yet!

Layla, a.k.a. Nurse Layla, just joined the therapy staff of the Institute, and she’s already one of our most popular webcam sex therapists. On this live broadcast, she shows and tells us why, starting with her abundant visual assets: Cascades of shimmering platinum hair, a teasing smile, lovely 38C natural boobs which she happily reveals—and allows me to name Pink and Pinkolina. They’re only natural for now though; like so many contemporary sexpots, Layla intends to “enhance” them. So if you want to see Pink and Pinkolina while they’re still natural, call 310-568-0066 and webcam with Layla, or just watch them all now on DrSuzy.Tv.

We get to know our new therapist pretty well on this intimate show. Before she found her calling as a sex therapist with the Institute, Layla was a “country club girl” who enjoyed relationships with a variety of men. In her early 20s, she started stretching the boundaries of her erotic imagination when she realized that “in order to please men… you can’t think inside the box.” Then she realized she had a talent for erotic communication and applied to be a therapist with the Institute. Though from a religious family, Layla’s relatives respect her for the important work she does with us here. And we say Amen and Awomen to that.

Recently, Layla discovered the aphrodisiac of friendship when she fell into bed with an old male pal she’d known since they were both nine years old, though they’d never had sex until now. In fact, he used to be the guy whose shoulder she would cry on about other guys who were having sex with her. He’s “shy” so we don’t see him on cam, but we do view the telltale bed with its rumpled red satin sheets exuding “friends with benefits” pheromones. If only webcam could be “scratch & sniff”!

Like the ultimate next-door-neighbor girlfriend you wish you had, Layla can talk about all things sexual, including forbidden fetishes—from scat(!) and mommy fantasies to hot oral sex and “sperm wars”-fueled cuckold desires—even if she can’t quite pronounce it (but the way she says “cawcolt” is so adorable!). Like an amateur porn star, she can twist her voluptuous body into a variety of positions, as she does to reveal her lovely yoni which is as pretty-in-pink as her nipples. Many webcam voyeurs just want a personalized visual education in female sexual anatomy, and Layla is the show-and-tell teacher of their wettest dreams. “It’s art,” she explains in answer to my question about how she feels about showing her “private” parts in public. And she is an art exhibitionist.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, another blonde bombshell is stealing hearts with her beauteous parts as well as her remarkable brains and courage. Natalia Poklonskaya looks like an underage model, but she’s actually the highly accomplished 33-year-old attorney general of the new Republic of Crimea, recently seceded from the Ukraine, now part of the Russian Federation. The Russian takeover of Crimea has been largely bloodless, as takeovers go, with just a couple of casualties, as of this writing. When you’ve got a Weapon of Mass Seduction like Natalia—who really “puts the ‘cute’ in ‘prosecute'”—you don’t need to fire the really dangerous guns. At least, that’s how it’s looking so far. It will be nice if she can somehow keep this mini-Russian Revolution from erupting into murder and mayhem, whether it’s with the passionate logic of her speeches or that limpid look in her blue-grey eyes. That would be the Bonobo Way in action.

Counselor Poklonskaya certainly is seducing the citizens of the Internet, especially the Japanese who have honored her with endless anime portraits, despite Japan having sanctioned Russia’s recognition of Crimea as an independent state. Here’s what some of them have to say about Crimea’s new top lawyer who looks great in a military uniform or red platform pumps (us petite chicks need all the height we can get, especially when out on the front of a bloodless secession, and I can certainly understand why red is her favorite color):

“Please cross examine me harshly!”

“I don’t really know what’s going on, but I back her!”

“She looks like a child doing cosplay.”

“She’s gifted with both brains and beauty.”

“Wouldn’t an attorney general be a target for assassination? Scary….”

“I thought cute girls in Military can only be seen in movies or animes… but it has come into reality”

“Summon me for questioning! I’ll tell you everything I know! I’ll even tell you everything I don’t know!”

“I want her to grab me by the lapels and slap me twice. And when I fall down, I want her to bury her foot into my gut…”

Seems like an borderline obsessive international Natalia Poklonskaya fetish is underway… With prosecutors like this, who needs sex therapists for fantasy roleplay? Then again, if you’re ever actually interrogated by this serious beauty, you’ll probably need to talk to a good sex therapist asap.